| IN 2018 AN EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE REVEALED THAT SOUTH AFRICAN newspapers were disseminating fake news. This did not surprise the prescient political satirist, Will Powers, who first uncovered the false newspaper headline that led to the arrest of Jacob Zuma. So, Will Powers struck back at the fascist press by revealing the notorious Spy Tapes, recorded phone conversations proving media and political intrusion into a court case, forcing the National Prosecuting Authority to drop all charges against presidential incumbent Jacob Zuma. The Spy Tapes were initially posted on the Friends of JZ website, also a vehicle for Will Powers to provide a platform for Cyril Ramaphosa as deputy president. Through his writing, Will addressed the problems of Southern Africa, while the myopic opposition leader Helen Zille harangued President Mbeki to invade Zimbabwe. Will convinced Thabo Mbeki to mediate a unity government. Which paved the way for the ultimate removal of Robert Mugabe, then Will Powers replaced war mongering Helen Zille with Mmusi Maimane.
In order to accomplish this, Will Powers had to brace his own blood father, who refused to recognize his mixed-race son. Racist editor Pen Powers of the pearly white Partisan newspaper was bribed by media mogul and presidential hopeful Harry Hiroshima, whose hated rival Jacob Zuma must be brutally put to the sword. With savage satire, Will Powers thwarted the presidential aspirations of Harry Hiroshima, so Cyril Ramaphosa replaced Jacob Zuma as president. Will then urged his father to focus his Partisan newspaper on racial imbalances in platinum mines, but Will Powers was ignored, resulting in strikes leading to the Marikana Massacre. Undeterred by this, Helen Zille continued to practice her racist politics. Now known as Illez The Witch, she removed all black leaders, including Mmusi Maimane from the Democratic Alliance opposition. The witch then convinced the ruling Kritarchy of Judges to jail Jacob Zuma without trial. This resulted in a massacre more deadly than Marikana. Only Judge Piet Koen can now stay the blood tears of Themis, the Greek Goddess of justice.